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The Felons Escape Goatcatraz Prison For Criminal Goats Once Again….

Posted on November 18, 2015

Felons Escape Their Maximum Security Prison, Goatcatraz.

Felons Escape Their Maximum Security Prison, Goatcatraz.

This story has a very short sequel which will be shared on another day….. Today, I will just discuss the details of the latest jail break perpetrated by The Felons…. It wasn’t as interesting as most of their jail breaks. They just escaped and mostly ate grass in the back yard. Destroyed some bushes… And pooped where they pleased. They spent about a half hour looking through the glass back door into the house at the dogs who sat transfixed to the spot glaring at their outdoor nemesies in a state of what can only be considered complete fixation.

The Perfect Autumn Day For A Jail Break

The Perfect Autumn Day For A Jail Break

The felons entertained themselves by drinking out of Heidi the barn cat’s blue water dish, climbing up and down the steps in  front of each of our entrances to the house. They ate what remained of the morning glories that climb the banister of the little stairway to the door to the kitchen on the side of the house. They consumed copious amounts of fallen leaves. Then they tried to beat up the cat, which didn’t go over too well cuz she wasn’t having it. After that, they ran around the remains of the herb and vegetable gardens.

Here We Observe Felons Escaping.

Here We Observe Felons Escaping.

As I said, this time they didn’t go far. Last time however….. They headed towards town and were arrest trespassing and blocking traffic by the actual police. They were then rounded up and brought home for a good scolding. I am so ashamed it made the local paper…. So I guess I should just be grateful this time they chose to stay local.

Tomorrow I will post the short sequel to this story so you know how their jail break festival was brought to at least a temporary end…. It might make you laugh. But it is a very very short story. Until tomorrow then…..

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