Cafe Primrose

My Coronation

Posted on June 16, 2016

My Coronation

My Coronation

Ok, a few things… Yes I really need to get on a diet. Second thing, I did not get enough sleep in the last week. I am NOT as drunk as I look. I rarely post pictures of myself because honestly, I guess I consider myself to damaged to torture other people with visually. After the car accident, at age five, I had to even have my face repaired. No part of me was unruined.  So when you look at a pajama wearing makeup-less, person who looks drunk what I see is very different….. Even worse. So I don’t tend to share photos. But this I wanted to share because, a friend took the time to create a crown for me. It is not often that I am decorated by other people and it seems she sees things I don’t see. So I wanted to share this.

Who da queen?!

Who da queen?!

Isn’t it a beautiful crown? Between 11 am and noon, I was officially crowned Pajama Boho Queen of Wildflower Farm and Empress of Hippydom. I feel so proud! The goats have all sworn fealty. The dogs too. The chickens however are refusing but that is just fine so long as they continue to be good producers.

Even Queens Do Farm Chores.

Even Queens Do Farm Chores.

Being queen, is very difficult work. My Ladies of the Goatcatraz are just criminals, The ladies of the dutchy of Coop, are often quite loud but we put up with their noise making because it often produces special gifts which we must collect. The Queen’s Guard, made up of a pair of doggies are always by my side. Except for when they fart, or their breath just stinks too much. Then I send them into the woods on a very special quest. No they are not out there looking for the holy grail. The quest is “stay the you know what away from me you stink!”

Perhaps one day we will crown Dr. Primrose king… Who can say? Or perhaps I will be a sole female ruler like Mary Queen Of Scots……… Or well maybe that is a poor example considering what happened to her.

Anyway, if I do say so myself, all hail the queen! And someone get the queen some make up proper sleep and a diet before the next round of pictures. Oh and where are my dragons???

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